I used to have another blog. Then, the password stopped working and-well, anyway, I'm back. I'll start off with some light stuff:
Top 5 Way to do a Sucessful Crank-Call:
(and if you don't know what that is, ask your teacher. He or she'll know)
1: Victim: Hello?
Pranker: I'm so sorry for your loss.
V: Pardon?
P: You must be so broken up about it. It was all we talked about at the knitting club... but I think I owe it to you to be honest... we all knew it was coming.
At this point most callers will hang up... but if they don't:
P: I can't believe you! You're not sad at all! You FIEND!!!
Then YOU can hang up.
2: V: Hel-
P: (cut them off) I couldn't believe what you did last night! IT was too much! Even for YOU! No-one should use a monopoly set that way! What did that poor hairdresser do to deserve that? Why, I don't...
Keep ranting on until the Victim hangs up. If they never do, then ask them: What have you got to say for yourself?!?
Okay... so I asid I was gonna say five.. but really, I can't think of any others... so let's just leave it at that for the moment.
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I'm waiting for 3, 4 and 5!
ReplyDeleteMy mother had a good one... The Prince Albert prank call? There was this tobacco called Prince Albert and it was sold in a tin with a picture of Prince Albert on it (he was Queen Victoria's great love). Anyway, you call someone a store say: "have you got Prince Albert in a tin?" and they say... "why yes we do!" and you say " Well, you'd better let him out!!!"
ReplyDeleteIt would be great but the stuff doesn't exist anymore. Oh well. xoxox
shoot. I meant to say "you call a store and say"... not "someone a store say"
ReplyDeleteARGH!!!!!!