Devastating Illnesses Have Feelings, Too!

 “Wash your hands, honey. You don’t want to get sick.” How do you think that makes us feel? I really don’t mean to kill people and inflict infinite pain on thousands of innocent victims. It comes naturally. You know, I bet that if you got to know me better, you’d finally see my other, sensitive side. I’m actually very kind and caring. Okay, so you kill a few million people, and everyone turns against you for no reason! Then some guy goes and invents this “penicillin” racket, and the next thing you know, wherever you go you’re shunned! That is so “disease-ist”!    

An Introduction:

I used to have another blog. Then, the password stopped working and-well, anyway, I'm back. I'll start off with some light stuff:

Top 5 Way to do a Sucessful Crank-Call:
(and if you don't know what that is, ask your teacher. He or she'll know)

1: Victim: Hello?
Pranker: I'm so sorry for your loss.
V: Pardon?
P: You must be so broken up about it. It was all we talked about at the knitting club... but I think I owe it to you to be honest... we all knew it was coming.
At this point most callers will hang up... but if they don't:
P: I can't believe you! You're not sad at all! You FIEND!!!
Then YOU can hang up.
2: V: Hel-
P: (cut them off) I couldn't believe what you did last night! IT was too much! Even for YOU! No-one should use a monopoly set that way! What did that poor hairdresser do to deserve that? Why, I don't...
Keep ranting on until the Victim hangs up. If they never do, then  ask them: What have you got to say for yourself?!?

Okay... so I asid I was gonna say five.. but really, I can't think of any others... so let's just leave it at that for the moment.